Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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