it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
