I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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