rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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