So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
