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He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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