I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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