can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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