If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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