what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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