bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
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