i'm signing you up for texting rehab
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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