Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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