whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I want to be your penis for a week.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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