shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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