I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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