I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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