It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
