he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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