A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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