is your mom at the bar?
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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