How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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