I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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