You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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