well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I need to calm my uterus...
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Randomize
