do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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