ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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