What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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