honey bunches of taint.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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