I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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