You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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