I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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