u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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