idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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