so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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