Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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