Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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