she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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