what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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