Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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