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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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