remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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