Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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