He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Alive.
So much puke
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Randomize