if you like me you must not know who I am
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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