you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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