They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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