did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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