what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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