Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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