i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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