These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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