google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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