I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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